Steven WrightI named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
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I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' This is a common childhood game where the child says "come hither" and the dog comes to that person in order to be petted or played with. This is a cute way to help children learn how to get along with other people and pets.
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